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Dilly Dally
Alisa. Midget. Hopeless romantic. Introvert. Adventurer. Heavy procrastinator. Always Tired.

Shilly Shally

Thank you, Easter, for being one of the holiest days of the year. And for also sounding like one of Kanye West’s backup baby names.

Thank You Notes (via fallontonight)

geekishchic:

imaginebenedicts:

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

he who must not be laid

(Source: darkerthanbrad)

Physics says: go to sleep. Of course
you’re tired. Every atom in you
has been dancing the shimmy in silver shoes
nonstop from mitosis to now.
Quit tapping your feet. They’ll dance
inside themselves without you. Go to sleep.

Geology says: it will be all right. Slow inch
by inch America is giving itself
to the ocean. Go to sleep. Let darkness
lap at your sides. Give darkness an inch.
You aren’t alone. All of the continents used to be
one body. You aren’t alone. Go to sleep.

Astronomy says: the sun will rise tomorrow,
Zoology says: on rainbow-fish and lithe gazelle,
Psychology says: but first it has to be night, so
Biology says: the body-clocks are stopped all over town
and
History says: here are the blankets, layer on layer, down and down.

Albert Goldbarth, “The Sciences Sing a Lullabye” (via larmoyante)

I remember crying over you and I don’t mean a couple of tears and I’m blue. I’m talking about collapsing and screaming at the moon.

The Avett Brothers (via tropicalrainstorm)

(Source: aninsignificantlittlespeck)

(Source: sweetcribs)

your mother
didn’t spend
9 months
forming your body
inside of her
just so you could
hate and destroy it

bzq (via joannehsuuu)

(Source: x69o)

jakefromstate-farm:

i didnt think this was even possible

jakefromstate-farm:

i didnt think this was even possible

foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

(Source: foodtrucker)

memoriasconsazon:

i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”

(Source: mundoindepedente)

I’m sorry.
I over think.
And when I over think.
I think of stupid things.
But it’s only because
I care. Too much.
I’m sorry.

My heart (via thebeachthing)