godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

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im bored and im thinking what i should be for halloween this year lol

magwyn:

*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*

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choppaclip:

This is how they came up with the name orange is the new black

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lnsomaniac:

uniteed:

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

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annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

(via austnvo)

h0odrich:

THIS IS SO ELEGANT, GO OFF WITH GRACEINGTON

(Source: shwagerr, via chrysopelea)

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

(via dolldear)